I Did Not Wear Any Pants

One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with her friends. She goes to the park and meets a boy. They talk about climbing trees. The boy says to the girl: “Go on climb that tree.” The girls climbs up and the boy just stands there and looks up to […]


May I See Your Licence

A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding. Officer: May i see your licence? Lady: what does it look like? Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it. The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and […]


Pissed Out A Bullet

One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor with 3 children. Her husband didn’t want to be any part of this so he decided to leave her and took the car. So she had to walk to the hospital all by herself. All of a sudden she came to […]


Is God Michael Jackson

little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy? mummy: why god is both girl and boy little boy: mummy is god black or white? mummy: why god is both black and white little boy: mummy is god gay or strait? mummy: why god is both gay and strait little boy: mummy is […]


If Women Had A Penis For A Day

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 6. Determine WHY you can’t hit the bowl consistently. 5. Find out what it’s like to be on the other […]


Difference In Making Love

How can you tell if you’re making love to a teacher,a nurse or an airline stewardess? A teacher says we got to do this over and over again til we get it right. A nurse says hold still this won’t hurt a bit. And a airline stewardness says put this over your mouth and nose […]


Dead Pussy

An old Woman wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy. The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, “Sit with my wife. You two have a lot […]


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