What is the Fastest thing in the World

4 Students:
1 of HAVARDS
1 of OXFORD
1 of TEXAS
&
… 1 of PUNJAB UNIVERSITY…
1 Common Question:-
” What is the Fastest thing in the World ? ”
Student of HARVARD —► “Light”
Student of OXFORD —► “Thought”
Student of TEXAS —► “Blink of an Eye”
Student of PUNJAB UNIVERSITY:
” Loose Motion ”
Because
Last Night I Was Lying On My Bed & Before I […]

Most Awkward Moment

The most awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow…:-P:-P

Starts with F & ends in Uck

Q.What starts with F & ends in Uck?
A. Fire truck

You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K

A wife asked her husband to describe her.
He said, ‘You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K’.
She said, ‘What does that mean?’
He said, ‘Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous Hot’.
She said, ‘Oh that’s so lovely. What about I, J, K?’
He said, ‘ I’m Just Kidding

$400 For A Night

A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed.
‘Just where the heck do you think you’re going!’, said the man.
‘I’m going to Las Vegas’, said the wife, ‘I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you for free!
‘The […]

Dead Branch Hanging

A little girl walks into her parents’ bathroom and notices for the First time, her father’s nakedness.
Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn’t have. She asks, “What are those round things hanging there, daddy?”
Proudly, he replies, “Those, sweetheart, are God’s Apples of Life.
Without them we wouldn’t be here.”
Puzzled, she seeks her mommy […]

Newly Wed Couple

This newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have sex:
wife: before we do this i have something i have to tell u.
husband: we’re married now, u can tell me anything.
wife: i’m flat chested.
husband: i don’t believe u..prove it.
So she takes off her shirt.
husband: holy shit i never seen a smaller […]